Thursday, January 9, 2014

Pocket Contents after...


Someone Else's Christmas Party 2012 (Black Wool Winter Coat)
- photobooth pictures
- one empty cigarette packet
- keys (not mine)
- half a cookie
- a bolt

Someone Else's Christmas Parties* 2013 (brown leather jacket)
- two Lindt truffles: dark chocolate and peanut butter
- one business card
- three bobby pins
- one small composition book, last page scrawl: "Vincent, bass. looking for soul singer (number)" 

Christmas Eve 2013 (brown leather jacket)
- three paper towels, folded
- one new telephone
- one pair athletic socks
- one recipe for phylo dough-blue cheese-mushroom tart
- one receipt for phylo dough, blue cheese, mushrooms

New Year's Eve 2013/4 (blue bathrobe from Santa on Christmas Day costume for All-Holiday costume party)
- one champagne cork
- one pair sunglasses, found in street on walk from 26th and South Van Ness to Page and Haight.
- keys (mine)
- two halves of yellow plastic easter egg
- one red Hershey's Kiss wrapper

Tonight (beige wool and leather jacket)
- one bobby pin
- one tab from grocery store flyer "I'll bring two friends $10 yoga · Sunday@8:30pm 350 Divis@Oak"
- candy cane wrapper
- lint


*three, in fact. Also of interest: arrived at house arms full of tiny potted poinsettias, exact details of procurement unknown, later used as Christmas gifts.